You cannot rewrite history. I don’t care whose feelings it hurts.”

Forget all this other advice, here’s what you REALLY need to do to sell your ride:

I have a coworker with an IS300 *wagon* manual. I side-eye his ride every day going home...

... Obligatory Remix version:

It’s like a jungle

Call me crazy, but I find stretch marks, scars, cellulite, and other marks as signs of lives that are well lived and enjoyed. Behind each one is a story, your story. There is nothing as boring as “perfection”.

a mouthful of chicken flavored mini-wheats.

Quite a bit:

Tell me that I am wrong when I tell my niece and nephew to assume that the white black person they are dealing with is racist a criminal and to protect themselves accordingly until its proved otherwise.

The V50 was Volvo’s compact wagon and it shares the C30's platform and drivetrain (but no Polestar). It never sold particularly well since it overlapped the S40 and V70. If you look hard enough you can find a 6-speed manual, but be forewarned that Volvo’s manual transmissions feel like you’re stirring Swedish havreso…

I wonder if the differences between U.S. and Euro standards are contributing to the Guilia’s problems?

As a person of Italian descent, I’m glad this embarrassing embodiment of every imagined Italian ignorance is eliminated. Every time I saw him on screen I couldn’t help stop cringing as he came of as a minor Sopranos character. Tonight we’re feasting on puttanesca in his ‘honor’.

He was live from the scene reporting Argentinians look down on Mexicans.

Bumper sticker idea:

This is why we come here.

Nah, he’s an IRL Christopher Moltisanti. Especially reminds me of the episode where Chrissy became a film producer:

The difference to Trump is that he appointed not old men but young beautiful girls from his casting couch into office.

Except in the U.S. military, most officers are conservative Republicans, and Trump has strong support in the enlisted corps. No coup for you.

An insane leader surrounded by competent sycophants? Godwin’s Law applies...

Beth, you are absolutely correct. Personal example: while Active Duty, the military (TRICARE) paid 100% for the following medical treatment: