The alternative title was:

This is Trump’s background pic on his Samsung Galaxy II.

And when she does, I hope she’s palmed a handshake shocker device.

The GOP won’t stop until conception and birth are defined as pre-existing conditions. Combined with their anti-abortion stance, their policy is essentially:

Next up: Tequila and Tang.

I remember all the hype when it was introduced on “The Apprentice”. Sad!!!

This answer needs to be much, much higher. It hits all the requirements:

Needs more boost.

Came to say the same about the rotary. I’d rather have a souped up air-cooled VW that it was originally designed to have.

I believe they came as a factory package for the Countach.

Renting a Chrysler 200.

Good to know, since I just pulled a muscle...

Washington DC: 1998 Volvo V70 Wagon for $300.

IIRC, natural fermentation stops at ABV over 12%. He’s probably seeing schmutz floating to the top of his infusion (that, or there’s now alcohol tolerant nightmare mold...)

... While fire-selling their rapidly depreciating SUV’s (again).

I bet she’s taped over her CEL and has never changed her oil.

She just needs to release 20 psi from her “airbags”.

This is the correct answer. Historically, V12's and straight-6 engines have been preferred for their nearly perfect primary and secondary mechanical balance.

Your son has a future in politics. “Snack time” = “campaign contributions”