“See-through steel fence:”

Frozen butter.

And rear louvers. Don’t forget the louvers.

Bla’ peepoe?

Uhmmm, thanks for sharing.

Obligatory...

I’ve never understood why “elites” get boarded first. Since you’re going to spend hours in the same spot, I’d try to minimize this as much as possible. Furthermore this would maximize the time they could spend in the lounges. The only advantage boarding first would give is having first access to the storage bins,…

He can pin his Purple Heart to it.

... but use birth control!

$500 for an Opel GT? NP!

Do you want an “Ewww, Yuck!” moment?

Needs lyrics, and a white Lamborghini...

You did a chin-up, in boots? That’s dedication! Now leave them off, and finish that pull-up! Pull-ups are very weight sensitive, even a couple extra pounds can have a huge impact on performance. Between the boots, jeans, and sweater, you’ve easily added 5 - 10 lbs to your load.

It should be a standard question on any dating app.

Came to say this too!

This has created a new precedence for the Senate. Expect no future SCOTUS appointments unless the same party holds both the presidency and the Senate.

Bull. If HRC had won the election, then McConnell would have held an immediate Senate vote on Garland. Whatever neck-snapping justification he would have used would have been an interesting contortion of self-serving political logic...

“This wouldn’t have happened if they weren’t near that cliff.”

Wow. That hit too close to home.

It would transform back into its autobot form and walk over the obstacle.