annoys me too, but I’m just waiting. If the launch cars have limited options available I’ll sit on it for a few months. You can spec one on Jaguar’s European website but the USA is basically a shell with no pricing and no goodies. The only reason I know why they held it here is they wanted the AWD platform to be…

minus the fact it has yet to receive anything but rave reviews? Most are even saying its now best in class. an XE S will be on my short list of cars next year. In fact, I’m pretty much just waiting on the order and pricing guide to go down to the Jag dealer and order one. First year isn’t a concern since it’ll be out…

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You know how to TAKE the reservation... you don’t know how to HOLD the reservation.

as if millions of hellcat owners suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced...

The sea was angry that day, my friend. Like an old man trying to give back soup at a deli.

I like the GLA but still want the plain ol’ A45 AMG here.

You don’t like the blue? The blue is good. You like the blue.

Ledger’s Joker is the *first* full realization of the character with no age/content restrictions to the depiction. He’s a psychotic anarchist with no backstory...the scar/smile...and this his version of a Joke:

I’m still looking for something to protect my eyes from the CLA.

That was just a shot to get us out of the parking lot. If you’ll notice later they were wearing their seatbelts when they actually drove back.

I’m afraid of giving female supermodels back massages.

Unfortunately, ear plugs are not an option for all the animals that are terrified of fireworks.

One year, I had a deer ran straight into the panorama window of my living room. And every year, I spend most of two weekends trying to calm the dogs.

You’re gonna stand there, ownin’ a fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistlin’ bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin’ kitty chaser?

Go to Alaska, no one cares what you buy. They even can even sell you the following:

Sorry, but I won't stop having sex with your sister.

What’s next?

Yeah, as far as display goes Apple is smart. Those 2k+ screens on 5.2inch phones are good for two things. Bad performance and worse battery. They should stick with 1080p. There is no noticeable degradation in screen quality/resolution but you don’t have to worry about poor performance or bad battery life.