“Truly, this scourge of paying people to do things must be stopped, and now.”

I’ve never made so many FOH faces; I now have wrinkles.

Cricket Team 6: Zero Dark Chirping

So these “Sonic attacks” don’t have anything to do with Trump wanting to roll back Obama’s “one sided deal” with Cuba to ease relations between the two countries and strip the embassy of staff. Ok, weaponized crickets it is.

The weaponized crickets were only sent to the Embassy. 

What do you put in your shakes?

If Mercedes, one of the most “mature” car brands, can AMG everything including the GLA then Mazda has no excuse.

From the city/state/county point of view: to not waste valuable resources searching for bodies/removing vehicles or airlifting people who went over the edge.

Lol I feel the same way about Honda’s “EarthDreams” moniker like wtf who is coming up with these names. 

For the inside I use Stoner’s foaming spray instead of their liquid spray and follow up with a dry waffle weave towel after the initial clean to buff out any streaks. For the outside I think it would depend on your wiper fluid and quality of your blades.

Kerr/Popovich 2020

“Durant’s spiderweb-fragile ego”

Yo this made my day!

Hell yeah, I used to watch MadTV as a little kid on Fox! My mom didn’t watch it and was mortified when she saw me watching it at 7 years old. What she didn’t know is I had been watching it for a year! She thought it was way too adult for me but eventually we ended up watching it together every Saturday. As an adult I…

When you’re morning talk show becomes a WWE extravaganza you start to think about why you’re there.

They’re mixing it with coke alright

This dude’s head is about to explode!

He knew this kid was a dud.

Oy glavin