Or you could be a fuckboy and get bent out of shape about a harmless bit of additional safety precaution.

Since the S-Class was out before the new C-Class, the C-Class looks like a small S-Class.

I’m sorry, even as a kid I knew Saturn cars were crappy. If dealers didn’t see this coming...

Damn. It looks like the dealer owner had a fondness for failing auto brands. Isuzu, Olds and Saab? He should have known when to quit.

If they’d make the bat handles thicker, this wouldn’t be such a big problem. I remember watching Jon Lester pitching once and a bat shard came right at him. I swear to God, time slowed down and I really thought Lester was going to get impaled (it missed him). Make it a rule that bat handles need to be thicker or that…

No, it’s technical reasons that the average Kotaku commentator can’t understand.

Agreed, but if they can justify a spend, i.e. moving some of these "repair shops" somewhere else and perhaps, you know, making them legal, etc, then the news stories end up reading a little differently. Mayor El Jefe can then respond to questions with, "Well, we tried to get everyone moved but were only able to…

Nah, I want to be back up there again sometime before I’m too old to enjoy it. I’m really into recording music, and that’s where there’s the highest concentration of bands that I dig. I’m willing to pay New York prices for a few years, then I’ll probably move upstate to the Hudson River Valley or something for more…

I live in Florida, but I’m from New York, am up there at least twice a year, and trying to move back at the moment.

Yes you're correct. Stadium should not

If that happens, I am opening a junk yard across the street from Mall Entrance and hiring bunch of hookers to work outside.

Everyone is bitching that brick and mortar places are in a downwards spiral. Most sales are done online. Yet, these old farts - Bloomberg and DeBlassio insist on building this crap.

it blows my mind that a development project got greenlit on that place, sopped with decades of auto fluids and little to no city support for sanitation

Don’t bring this crap to the Bronx.

I’m sort of divided on this... on one hand you have some regular folks just trying to eek out a shadow of a living... in the other, that place could easily be classified as a Superfund Site and thrown on the National Priorities List for environmental cleanup.

I just call him DeBlasshole.

back when mets were acceptable

It’s actually a straight V6 Ferd Mustard.

Part of me agrees with you, but there’s something ridiculously exciting about just having a day or two (or, this year, three) full of press conferences and surprises and hypey reveals. It’s Video Game Christmas!

Unfortunately truer than not.

“Where we’re going we don’t need roads.”