Unfortunately truer than not.

This confused pedal thing needs to stop being an excuse.

What I dont understand is who is mashing the brake pedal all the way to the floor with all of their might? Half the time I come to a stop, I don’t even have to use the brakes, just roll to a stop.

“Where we’re going we don’t need roads.”

The way things work in New York, it would end up being a $100 million project that takes 10 years to complete.

I work with a guy from Syria who is a little on the naive side. He ate a ball of wasabi thinking it was avocado. He looked like a video game character running around the office trying to catch a breath.

My understanding is that the main problem is actually Hurricane Sandy. HUGE portions of the budget that were actually supposed to be spent doing upgrades and renovations had to be diverted to Hurricane Sandy remediation (like the R train that was shut down for 14 months because the Brooklyn-Manhattan tunnel flooded…

Ugh... it’s like looking at myself 8 years ago.

Did you know that “valuable” and “best” are two different words with two different meanings? It helps explain the spelling difference.

I'd like them more if they came with Manuals. Although, that new NX thing looks like it's been in an accident a couple times over.

Apparently Homer Simpson is driving.

Altezza tail lights. Ugly 15 years ago. Ugly now.

Sucks to your ass-mar!

How about stance?

Yes, he hammered the shit out of Oregon, too. They’ve had all spring to update the software on the Goodell-bot and still didn’t get it right.

After sitting in the XE at the NYIAS, I have to agree. The interior seemed tighter, somehow, than the Cadillac ATS. I feel like you sit low and the cowl literally tightens down around you. This might be an optical illusion due to the dash being set below the sill line, like in other Jags, but it’s confining in the…

I am sorry, but the new C class will has it beat in the interior department.