Your choices of cars make no goddamn sense. How can you go from a C30 to a Crown Vic to an Expedition, do you buy cars by hitting random pages in a catalog?

seriously, if the driver can’t turn away for a second or five from the task of driving lest he or she dies or commits mass homicide using his or her car, what exactly is the point of these autonomous or semi-autonomous things?

The driver admitted that she was looking at her smartphone instead of the road. This accident was completely the driver’s fault. Next case.

As a black male who’s reluctantly identified as a “Millennial,” I simply can’t understand why our music of empowerment must be sloppily slurring, “get paid, young nigga.”

E34 5-series’ are much unloved, but if you don’t mind it not being a 3-series, I think they are just as handsome as the E30’s.

Are you really that much of a shitty person that you can’t even have a shread of happiness for a KID who lost both his legs and fought back to a great position on a track?

Please go fuck yourself. He’s a fucking cop. It is a public fucking road. Your justification is very telling. Go wrap your shit around a pole if you think this is ok

So you’re cool with an officer who has probably handed out thousands and thousands in tickets to people for doing the exact same thing? Depending on how fast they got up to, it’s straight to jail for you or me and at least a $1k fine. No, fuck that cop and I’m glad he was caught. Should never be allowed behind the…

My new band’s name is “Fancy Asshole.” Replacing “Greg’s Big Leg.” (My husband had a blood clot years ago and one leg is slightly larger than the other from the knee down. Sadly, he doesn’t think this is funny.)

On behalf of villainesses everywhere, thank for your support.

Like drive to Denver? Or take a plane ride? Yes.

Republicans could send 50 Roy Moores to Washington, and it would still be pale compared to electing President Donald Trump. The only thing that would top that is giving the asshole a second term.

Yeah, but her shoes are fucking banging.

She’s a modern day Marie Antoinette

She’s busy architecting her thoughts.

No no. No jokes when someone might lose a leg. Go to the corner for a timeout

Fuck that. I’m surprised you don’t blame the city for not properly removing sand from the street to accommodate their bullshit. The best part of this accident is they didn’t kill someone else with their fuckery

You sure you’re solving the problem here? How about instead of a pole, a walking family of four?

I’d assume it’s because it was her house and she hadn’t been taken there by him. He refused to go or let her leave, so it’s unlawful imprisonment instead of kidnapping.

I can’t help but notice that you weren’t actually able to articulate anything inaccurate or fundamentally wrong with his post either before or after impotently cursing at it.