Damn, sad to see what these young kids get into once they get a taste of that sweet, sweet rookie ball money.

I mean if you’re going to Snapchat yourself doing a bump of coke at least have the presence of mind to use the whimsical dog filter.

Lol, I’m just pointing out that Deadspin frequently goes gaga over “dunks” that I wouldn’t even classify as a dunk. If it’s not that impressive then it doesn’t really seem worthy of it’s own article, let alone classifying it as a “dunk murder”, Samer Kalaf.

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Correction: Everyone already hated Cubs fans openly.

That was hopefully the last time I see Bautista in a Blue Jays uniform and the Indians rightfully shit in his mouth.

The thing about folks from Boston is that they are usually insufferable even without sports.

Please note two spaces after each period. DISQUALIFIED FOREVER.

I noticed (and liked) that trend. The block C and the script I are classy and fine. Wahoo really does need to go. I got rid of all my Wahoo gear a few years ago, replaced it with stuff that has the other logos. But it’s hard to find shirts with only one logo. They usually slap a Chief Wahoo on there somewhere, like a…

Somewhere Justin Leonard weeps.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Let’s all hope this is the beginning of a long and bitter rivalry between the city of Montreal and the entire state of Kansas.

All will be revealed in good time but one Deadspin staffer prefers both Andy Capp and The Wizard of Id to Calvin and Hobbes, which is probably the strongest take in site history.

I feel really bad that “neighbors backyard” probably isn’t gonna make the final 53. Had some great receptions in camp.

I attended UVM during the Brennan era, but I was still around town during the Lonergan years and the ‘rumors’ floating around were absolutely ridiculous. Sad to hear they’re likely true.

Reminds of that time I was trying to take a routine shit in the toilet and I misjudged it and shit directly into my own mouth.