Maybe you could entitle your next piece,

It’s still far and away the most racist one, amazing

Wait, who the fuck forgets Scottie Pippen, this is madness

“Leaning heavily on dominant bullpen arms is the hot new strategy in baseball...”

“Leaning heavily on dominant bullpen arms is the hot new strategy in baseball...”

Hey are there any males out there with strong opinions about how this affects future domestic abuse claims?

I went to Game One of the World Series. I’m a Cleveland fan (though just the Browns and Tribe, lucky me) who grew up elsewhere. I no longer wear Wahoo gear (I’m a fucking hero, I know), and am thinking of transitioning away from anything that says “Indians” too (I know, I know, the Nobel Prize is in the mail).

If anybody is actually asking why Francona walked Rizzo, they might want to watch a little more baseball

Indians fan. Bauer is one of the most difficult players to watch and root for. I mean, I love him when he’s good, but he trolls so hard, and rolls his eyes and gives off the most asinine body language possible whenever he’s on the mound.

Emma I applaud your ability to translate for this guy cuz I would’ve had no fucking idea what he was trying to talk about

I would like to take issue with one small, yet important component of this piece: you seem to suggest – no, outright say – that the Indians “randomly coalesced at the right time.”

I can’t be the only person who clicked the hammer link and immediately bought two...

If I’m heading to an upcoming Magary book signing, how many cheeseheads should I wear?

Lonergan used to coach at UVM. A former star player’s roommate once told me that players hated Lonergan so much that they would sneak in at night and piss on the floor of his office. FWIW.