I don't think being a class act is defined by not stabbing opposing teams' fans. Congratulations on being human fucking beings and not 49er fans or Jacksonville fans.

I didn't know Michael J. Fox was a German phone hacker.

As an Arizona Cardinals fan who just bought a Tyrann Mathieu jersey, I support this message.

come one man, i set you up for that one. The correct response was, "Of course I'm serious, and quit calling me Shirley!"

Surely, you can't be serious!?

Leslie Nielsen is a hack, what does he know about ratings? Get to making the Airplane sequel already!!!

Some other changes from the veterans only meeting:

When has anyone's keys ever been in direct sunlight for an extended period of time. They are either in your purse or your pocket. No one is going to leave their keys out in open for a couple hours to charge their phone.

Hitch in 4K!?!??! SIGN ME UP!!!!

0-60 in 8.6s? So, its basically a BRZ with a nicer interior and better ride quality?

So fucking metal.

[F]uck Ryan Matthews and fuck our dumb local announcers who keep referring to him as "The Ryan Matthews experiment." He's a shitty running back we drafted in the first round, not the Large Hadron Collider.

Do they publish their raw numbers anywhere? In the slide show it says that the number of deaths are per 100,000 citizens. This helps in analyzing road accidents as well as pedestrian deaths, but the study could be even more revealing if they included road deaths per people with drivers licenses, or compare the total…

In State tuition, (safety net school) no use for books, (better spent on some Natty and Plan B) and one complimentary victory lap (5th year senior!) graduated last year.

That's funny, my ASU diploma just came with a T-Shirt that said, "I spent $22,000 on an education and all I got was this T-Shirt.....and herpes"

Shoulda gone with the Mirra or SAYL chairs anyway.

"Korean law allows prison sentences of up to three years in the event of pilot negligence."

Trademark Fukushima reactor, exposed core and everything.

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