I don't think being a class act is defined by not stabbing opposing teams' fans. Congratulations on being human fucking beings and not 49er fans or Jacksonville fans.

As an Arizona Cardinals fan who just bought a Tyrann Mathieu jersey, I support this message.

come one man, i set you up for that one. The correct response was, "Of course I'm serious, and quit calling me Shirley!"

Surely, you can't be serious!?

Leslie Nielsen is a hack, what does he know about ratings? Get to making the Airplane sequel already!!!

Some other changes from the veterans only meeting:

0-60 in 8.6s? So, its basically a BRZ with a nicer interior and better ride quality?

So fucking metal.

[F]uck Ryan Matthews and fuck our dumb local announcers who keep referring to him as "The Ryan Matthews experiment." He's a shitty running back we drafted in the first round, not the Large Hadron Collider.

In State tuition, (safety net school) no use for books, (better spent on some Natty and Plan B) and one complimentary victory lap (5th year senior!) graduated last year.

That's funny, my ASU diploma just came with a T-Shirt that said, "I spent $22,000 on an education and all I got was this T-Shirt.....and herpes"

Shoulda gone with the Mirra or SAYL chairs anyway.

"Korean law allows prison sentences of up to three years in the event of pilot negligence."

+1

I look at that and all i see is....

ETA for crate engines?

The correct answer to the title is , "The Hood"

Based on the GT5 release schedule, we can expect this sometime around the rapture.

We should score the all-star game like this. Maybe people would actually watch