His last name is Bolus? This whole thing is hard to swallow. Get it? Oh never mind.

“Bolus was reportedly lost on his way to D.C. and ready to go home.”

I thought this t-shirt was a joke but I’ll be danged if it doesn’t accurately represent the thinking of a frightening number of Republicans:

And there was (failed) Dictator Donald, that Putin groveler proclaiming it was “genius” for how Putin came up with break-off-separatist-regions charade so he has a “reason” for rolling into Ukraine.

“connects to older cars via Bluetooth or an aux jack”

Proofread much?

So everyone else starts breaking and slowing down when a cloud of smoke appears in the middle of the highway and this jackass just keeps on trucking full speed into that cloud. Wow! He got damned lucky is all I can say.

That’s because all the other drivers he was passing weren’t driving as stupidly as he was.

I’m surprised it doesn’t end with him getting rear-ended.

She was fired from NYT due to threatening people.  She landed here.

Is Jalopnik no longer a car website? Is this why David and Torch left?

On a CAR centric website?

What the fuck is this? Written by someone who has no concept of reality outside of NYC? On a CAR centric website?

I delivered pizza in Northeast Ohio winter. I quit that job. It wasn’t at all worth it. And people on the whole don’t tip better.

That’s two bad.

Of course you can be mad at Disney for raising prices. They are doing so purely to protect their profit margins and meet targets, they are passing the cost on to their customers so that their executives can still get their fat bonus checks at the end of the financial year. The fact that we accept that as the way…

Disney’s argument for raising prices while slashing portion sizes and quality is garbage when they are still refusing to pay for quality staff, intentionally understaffing, and jacking up prices across the board while turning in a substandard experience.

“I understood that reference.”

Who are you, Billy Ray Valentine?