I completely forgot about produce scales until just now. I was too young to understand what they were for but I always wanted to sit in one and swing. 

Not that it makes it less wrong but Noel and Paul are not gay. Noel has been married since 2010 (to a woman) and has two children and Paul was married for 19 years (to a woman) before getting divorced not long ago. 

Which is why I made my comment. I’ve done composting. If you keep stuff lightly packed and aerated, it will decay. But that’s not how things work in commercial landfills. The only plus I’m seeing is that we wouldn’t be burying plastic. 

Burying something made mostly of cellulose away from oxygen stabilizes it, slowing or stopping decay. It’s how there are still buried Viking ships to find. This means that even things we generally consider to be perfectly biodegradable—like newspapers—can stay cellusosic gunk in landfill conditions. (Nor is this sort…

Any baseball stadium that doesn’t sell peanuts and Cracker Jack are either doing it wrong or Canadian. I’d hazard a guess that shitty hot dogs are more of baseball’s common denominator. The Dodger Dog, I hear, costs $170 million.

Or “Autonomous delivery car strikes, kill child. Cruise sued out of existence. Walmart stock plummets.”

“your nose can “misidentify the smells of different foods and drinks,” making your morning cup of coffee taste like gasoline.”

Does your coffee taste like gasoline?

And similarly in First Gear. Who decided Boston Dynamics is an evil company, or is that just more editorial hyperbole?

That’s why I always thank Siri after she helps me out.  I figure they’ll remember I was at least polite, and will kill me last.

Neutral: The Robot Revolution has already occurred. They just don’t look like Arnold and his headless dog.

Houndai

TwigMac

This begs the question, does every new president get a new mattress?  I’m sure that the base furniture doesn’t change unless requested, but you couldn’t pay me to sleep in a bed Trump has slept in, even if it was fumigated.  And imagine the huge dent from the springs being compressed on one side.

By the way, do any of you remember McDonald’s Cheddar Melt (fourth on this list)? I loved that thing.

Steamed fraud?

Melania and Barron’s “private quarters” are ten miles away in Potomac, Maryland, where both of them live with her parents (and where Barron attends school). Melania helicopters in and out when she is needed for any official function. The entire White House Press Corps knows about this and it’s incredibly galling that…

And everyone everywhere is facing the next surge of COVID-19 and lockdowns.

“Dance you stupid pitiful monkeys! Dance for your overlords!”

5th gear: “Car- and ride-sharing offerings will help reduce traffic”.