I was unaware of a non city location. I’ll be sure to check out good smoke next time I’m in town and pass the recommendation to my parents..

Yup, subsurface oceans... Of cheese.

IT REALLY IS CHEESE, I KNEW IT!!!!!!

Take the friends having babies out of the equation. You will find they will start hanging out with other couples with kids. They have no single friends other than the ones they are trying to fix you up with.

You guys have missed a very important fact: Parking a car in NYC is eye-wateringly expensive.

There was only one show I considered getting Quibi for so I could watch, and that was Reno 911. And after maybe 30 seconds of consideration I told myself “Ehhh, I’ll just wait for Quibi to go out of business so I can watch it somewhere else.”

Yeah, why would anyone expect to get a tortilla when they just spent $12 on what might generously be $4 worth of burrito components?

The only instant ramen I buy are Mie Goreng and MAMA’s Creamy Tom Yum.

You’re right, he could have, but ultimately everything is a rumor until it’s confirmed so it doesn’t matter what Brad said.

That is a rumored landing spot for Larson, potentially renumbered to the 5 or 25

The 88 is being rebranded with a different number, with Kyle Larson behind the wheel and sponsorship from Rick Hendrick's B2B stuff.

This...is a very bad take from a person who clearly hasn’t paid attention to NASCAR. The most open secret in all of stock car racing is that Larson is going to the 4th Hendrick car. It will be rebranded with a different number and primarily sponsored via Rick’s own B2B options. Everyone who follows the sport with even…

But a lobster roll is a ROLL. ;)

Probably should have used a Great Dane instead of a German Shepard. Great Dane’s are phenomenal at solving mysteries in haunted locations involving lots of food and snacks.

Yeah, but with Budweiser’s quality, you’ll be drinking Country Grammar (Hot Shit).

Always a thrill to see an article about the Ridley Scott Superbowl commercial.

It’s too bad that face masks are the last thing on earth we should be sharing, otherwise I’d mail you mine.

Imagine thinking this is a good ‘joke.’

An unrelated study found that the rate at which college students age 18-22 lied to surveyors increased from 20% to 28%

Those bagels were a twofer of a challenge - so few people know that bagels need just a quick pass through the baking soda boiling water - the food coloring was Paul’s evil way of making sure they didn’t really know whether or not they were done baking - he didn’t give them timing for that either.