I wonder if this would have reviewed differently if it were called Mike & Nina’s Entry-Level Korean-ish BBQ and was decorated with printouts of the wikipedia page for Korean BBQ.

If you give a moose a pizza, he’ll ask for a Labatt’s. And you don’t want a drunk moose. 

This is a good idea.

I get it. The swill Budweiser sells as “beer” is cultural appropriation of German heritage.  

The EU has more people, but they also have a lot more people that don’t rely on driving like in the US.

How may crashes are there per 100 million miles? Without context of death rate in accidents the numbers don’t mean much for car safety.

I’ve been trying my best to eat less meat. I’m not giving up meat entirely (it’s far too delicious), but over the past year I’ve read and written so much about meat’s relationship to climate change that it takes some of the joy out of eating the stuff

Here comes the NRA ad where a white woman and her two children are murdered at the luggage carousel, desperately waiting for the bag with her gun in it.

So, the Chinese factory solution?  

Of course it’s fake. Almost every post on that sub is. People insist on believing it though. 

Because 90% of the posts on that sub, and 99.99% that make it to the front page, are fake. And yet they keep getting reported as if it’s real. STOP BELIEVING THIS SHIT PEOPLE. There is NO WAY someone wouldn’t post pictures if this was real.

Doesn’t the ploughman want it back?

A cloth napkin?. And on a plate? And is that an actual metal knife instead of plastic? Well la-dee-da, Mr. Fancy pants. Although maybe if you invested better you could afford a plate big enough to fit both pieces of bread onto.

Well, well, well- look at His Majesty over here, with his fancy lunch!

Yeah meat and cheese with some pickles on a hunk of wood makes one look so very fucking wealthy. I guess my ploughman’s lunch makes me an English Lord. The Branston Pickle has a gold banner on the jar.

The official “coffee” drink of Karens.

The biggest lesson I’ve learned from pickling red onions is that there are very few meals that don’t benefit from their presence, and the proper amount to have pickled is almost always slightly more than I did.

Alright, give me Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo.

Nobody drinks Bud for the flavor.

Everyone needs a bung hammer to get the bung back in the bunghole.