Team Beer Garden. $5 off offer for the win!

So you are saying we should wait for it?

Dennis, thanks for the shout. I am glad you tried it!

I think that most of the readers aren’t new here and are in on the joke.

GS cookies are a scam. Sold by parents to coworkers, (pre 2020) and/or go to my kid’s order page. Teaches the kids nothing and is as good a fundraiser as “collect pull tabs for cancer”. Yes, the same is true for candy bars, popcorn, et al.

You think any of these letters are written by anyone other than the staff member of the day?

https://www.walmart.ca/en/ip/velveeta-processed-cheese-loaf/16943

“So yeah, “a stick” of butter can go fuck itself.”

Star for being a fellow fan of Sam. Catch him on the BBQ Central podcast. Sam videos drop Mon, Wed, Fri. Annnnnd we watch.

Liquid Nitrogen

Just regular potato chips

Grilled PB w/ strawberry jelly and almost crisp bacon on sourdough. Pile of chips on the side and you eat the sando over the chips and let it drip.

Not all heroes wear capes.

You may thank me with stars.

Fuck your auto play videos

Online petitions are worth the paper they are printed on.

FIFY

You complain about the temp yet use the rip-off, (see your own site)  3rd party delivery.

Race was finished last night. Try to keep up.

CK is a faux snobby asshat