So if any of you were wondering what it would take for any free agent to choose to sign with a James Dolan team, the answer is for the other option to be the Islanders. 

We are a deeply unserious country.

Could you be more specific?

why is that asshat even on TV? 

There are a lot of dumb, red-assed Bretts in the world. I’d wager Bretts are worse than Chads.

Keanu Reeves?

I have a question: what the hell, man

The fuck?

I had to pause the first video and take a look around to make sure I’m still a human on this planet. I need an adult to help me explain to me the feelings I’m having right now.

this is the stupidest goddamn thing i’ve seen on this website, and I watched the entire video of Barry killing himself with scrambled eggs.  fuck

At this point NASCAR should just start placing retractable bollards on the track. Just raise and lower them randomly.

Nah put ‘em in the front row and piss on their heads.

i was hoping theyd be seated at the VERY back.

Not allowing them entry at all would have been what they deserve.

Fuck Trey Wingo for this. The Super Bowl was SO BORING, but I kept watching, because you know what? Sometimes football games get exciting at the last second! Also, statistically, Super Bowls featuring the Patriots have extremely boring and low scoring first halves.  The second half is usually where the action is.  

Padres offseason news isn’t a hot stove. It’s a friar.

to be honest, Bartolo looks pretty good in a Padres uni

Born in New Jersey, only spent a brief amount of time in Montréal.  He’s yours, you keep him.

Thank you, NBC for taking Pierre Mcguire off our hands.

Adams’s reaction to the trophy breaking just makes the moment near perfect.