I would just tow their shitty truck from the spots with all the more torque and grip a average Tesla has.

“There’s no really good reason why these truck drivers would do this”

Best part is the threat to show up at the pahk with the original bannah if the red sox try to use a “duplicate” of their own banner.

These fucking guys. I’d rather die than watch that video, Samer.

“We’re working too,” Iacuzzi’s pal James Amaral said. “My man had to run across three lanes of traffic.”

The Superbowl half-time show continues it’s proud tradition of being as exciting as a plate of steamed carrots.

OMFG. Ten bucks says he’s now going to use that effing Presidential Alert thing to send us all dick picks to show us how big and presidential it is. 

Mr Roth, just offering up my two cents that you offer some of the best, most insightful takes on Trump Mindset around, and you should continue doing so at regular intervals.

You forgot to mention the part about it being California and how just the thought of our state it increases his rambling nonsense a good 10%.

Not go away.  He’ll still be stupid and orange.  But people like him hate not being talked about.  Then their precious ego isn’t stroked.  

I don’t like the man. I don’t like his administration. I don’t care for the buffoons who follow him religiously. While he does bring it upon himself, I am just tired of all of the reporting about him. You know what would piss him off? Never talking about him. Reminds me of the Arkham Knight game.  At the end,…

It’s all embarrassing, but at the very end when he belts out the “HOME” in “home sweet home” with confidence and then completely whiffs on the “sweet,” is just brutal. Like really dude, you couldn’t anticipate the “sweet”? Not only is “home sweet home” one of the most common American idioms, the phrase is earlier in…

♫ God bless America... land that I luff... dah dah dah dah, hmm hmm hmm, to the thing with the thing over there. Hmm hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm prairies, hey Melania, is that snow? God bless America... la la la no. ♫

I’m guessing 6'4 340 is what they meant.

I don’t know why he wouldn’t be an asshole when it comes to sex. It doesn’t stop him when it comes to literally everything else.

The idea of lifting up Khaled’s dunlap to get better access to service his twig and berries with no hopes of reciprocation seems like a bridge too far for me. So them funds Mrs Khaled has access to must be nice.

To the man’s house who does...

Yeah. Nobody was in my office so I took the luxury of a full-on guffaw for that well placed snark.