Why not throw $1,350 down a sewer drain and hit yourself in the forehead with a mallet for 3 hours every day for a year?  The result would be the same.

A lame attempt to generate PR with a LeMans win and an over-hyped limited production run. No one wants an super car with an “EcoBoost” engine. Also, it’s too cramped to fit anyone taller than 5’8”.

Air BNB.

That Superbird story...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *deep breath *…

Dad of the year found an great excuse to spend all of his time in his garage to build a DoLerean Limo

Classic death for an old man. Fell down some stairs. I always thought he should have gone out at the helm of a flaming starship diving into a blackhole and just before he passes the event horizon, he turns around and says... “I haven’t faced death. I’ve cheated death. I’ve tricked my way out of death and patted…

... and police boxing in the parking lot.

“Enthusiasts”, I prefer to call them “douchebags”.

And this thoughtless, vile cruelty is a big part of his brand and why a large portion of this nation likes him.

Well, that escalated quickly. 

A very specific person’s version of a custom ride.

I mean, yeah, here’s hoping for the best for both of them, but I’ve always wondered about the sort of person who breaks up with one person to date their sibling.

I dated a young woman at one point who had a very attractive sister. It never crossed my mind to try to cross that line, because I liked my girlfriend (we…

Years ago, while out motorcycle riding, a “friend” pulled something similar to me. Riding side by side on our bikes at about 60 mph, he reaches over and hits the kill switch on my handlebar. This stopped the engine’s ignition resulting in turning the entire driveline into a mechanical brake and almost threw me over…

You’ve come a long way, baby!

*cough cough cough*

Smokey and the Bandit was great, however Hooper remains my favorite Reynolds and Needham collaboration.

I get it though. I was like 30 before I could tell the difference between Clark Kent and Superman. Glasses can make you be anyone.

Would somebody please think of the food stands?