So the seller figured it has only depreciated $3K since new. Yeah they were crack pipes then as much as they are now. Um no thanks, I’ll just take an actual Eclipse.

Agreed

$60K seems a little unreasonable for a hopped up 4 banger without a proper manual to boot.

Had this been a 2006 Lingenfelter Vette for $30K a much lauded NP but as a GTO which except for the supercharger looks like every other 2006 GTO still on the road. Crackpipe. Revenge is a dish best served cold not on a GTO.

Well it could have been a sad story but....

Comes to mind

Cost for a full wash, wax and, detail (4 hours or better) $100 for cars $200 for trucks / SUVs

But is it entertaining?

Probably got some “white powder” in the seams, rolled mucus and, possibly a “vajazzle” hidden in there somewhere.

Explains the missing radio.

Yoo win the internet for the exceptional Homestar reference. MOAR STAHS *************!

I’m sure he will try to convince us he is using his own money. Riiiiiiight!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krD4hdGvGHM

Crackpipe! $6500 will buy far newer, faster, sportier and, less mechanically costly to maintain. Great car for the Baby Booming AARP member who holds up the left lane and will look good doing so in Stay Puft white.

You know they brought it back right?

This one looks like a George Trosley drawing ala Krass and Bernie

Hi I’m Al Harrington from Al Harrington’s Wacky Spinning Dual Rotored Kaman K-Max Helicopter Emporium and Warehouse and we are bringing the savings to yoooouuuuuuu.

NP for a summer project. Even if you somehow don’t get it fixed you can probably part it out and recoup most if not all of the initial investment. But seriously why wouldn’t you fix it?

Based on the number of death threats Mike has received neither are a lot of other people.

Police Academy always gets 5 stars in my book. ***** RIP Bubba Smith