My mom (from England) always told me I should eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a commoner, and dinner like a pauper. Seems to match what this post is about.

I read the subject, thought of this method, then clicked the link to see what it was. Made me smile to see exactly what I was thinking of be the solution.

I'd love something like this, but I aint spending that much. Besides, I like pencils.

@Virta: Technically, HTML is not a programming language. It is, however, very useful to learn, and is a great intro to XML. XML is also not a programming language, but is heavily used in programming to store and manage data. Understanding XML will definately be helpful.

Hands Down (NOT A RICK ROLL!)

Pidgin.

@Lazarus: You have the honor or "popping my Rick Roll Cherry."

I was hoping for a document about how to send email. Like, for instance, be sure to RESIZE THE PICTURES OF YOUR KIDS before send them. Not everyone is 1) on high speed internet or 2) has 10 megs of space in their inbox. (Yes, I use Gmail, so I do, but not everyone does!)

I think it's Cpt_Anus27. Capital letters imply the respect owed to the good Cpt.

I do lots of reps of curls. I start with my arm extended, grab the beer bottle, bring it to my lips, sip, extend my arm again. Repeat. Not only builds arms, but also the gut.

Sounds like old fashioned spring cleaning to me.

Tricks like this do work, but you have to use them on a regular basis to really get good at them. Also, if you don't "visit" your list on a regular basis, you will lose it.

I use a CPAP at night. It stopped working one day. I couldn't afford to pay for a new one, and it was way out of warrentee. Os, I opened it up. I poked around on the circut board with my fingers, avoiding the capacitors, and noticed that a huge induction coil had become disconnected from the board. A little solder to…

I've done numbers 4 and 1 myself. They work really well. I really like the pegboard under my desk. It neatens things up incredably.

@contro: You know, I never really got that Free as in Beer, not Free as in Speach thing. What does that mean?

I always go on vacation cut off from work and what not. I make it clear that I'm gone, and can't be reached. I bring my cell phone for emergencies, and so my family can reach me, but I refuse to answer the phone for work, or even check my voice mail.

OH, and of course, you can't be James or Amy. Otherwise the harassment threat won't work.

@taborro: "This number no longer belongs to James and Amy. I've told you this before. This is the last time. If you call this number again, it will be considered harrasment, and I will contact a lawyer."

My cubical is coolest when I don't have to be in it.

@eth: probably not perfect, but it's a start: [en.wikipedia.org]