From the amount of chin he’s put on, I’m guessing it happened when he ate that black guy

Bankable prediction: strasburg will throw 8 2/3 perfect innings only to be pulled with an 82 pitch pitch count. The cubs ball boy will then jack a walk off homer on the very next pitch, and Jonathan papelbon will choke a Smirnoff ice light

Ahh, the old fumbleoopsie play, deftly executed

Albert pujols is unimpressed with this Houston dong fest

Well Spanos did attend the Midvale school for the gifted

Narcissism is kinda easy

Boooo-urns! Boooo-urns!

Side point to your excellent idea- I don’t get why this is “a waste of tax payer money.” Dudes were committing pretty serious felonies and the FBI tracked it down. Isn’t that exactly what tax payers pay them to do? Sure the NCAA sets the table, but that’s kind of irrelevant

Here’s a tip: don’t fart when you got diarrhea

Relieved he didn’t bring him a plate of those Russel’s Brussels I’ve seen on the tv box instead

Whoa, where did all the comments from the “fuck penn state” guy go? They were trollsome but worthy. This feels like some extra level kinja censorship

The run-pass-run-punt, repeat offense is really something quite innovative and extraordinary. Gotta hold onto that at all costs

You can also beat an undead horse in Denver, if you dare

You dipped once. You took a bite. And then you dipped again. You double dipped!

Silly goose, that’s not how you do “A” and “M” in sign language

Ah, you have so many things to learn about then! Fires on the Geneseo river, the demise of president McKinley, the woes of eating fish from Lake Ontario

Don’t forget about Love Canal!

Well at least now he knows “break a leg” isn’t meant literally

How about a GIF of the Wyoming punter that completely whiffed in the Iowa game? No block, no pressure, just outright missed the ball

Boy did they run, so far away