You’d also think that, being Texas with its open carry laws, there would have been plenty of good guys with guns ready to stop this. Maybe that whole narrative is a bunch of crap as well.

Because I’m a dick. Welcome to Deadspin for the first time.

Wow, are you series?

I don’t know. After the first two hours where we were doing the “I can’t believe we’re having a baby!” and “Breathe, Honey, like in the classes!” my wife turned to me and said those magic words.

Correction: All marshmallow roasting techniques are bullcrap because marshmallows are absolutely disgusting. They smell bad, they have one of the worst textures of any ‘food’ and they feel gross to the touch.

I think you missed the point. The real question is whether or not he whacked.

Your lesson is the basis of most of my classroom instruction. The key is to challenge those ideas without confrontation that leads to entrenchment in the undesirable idea Sadly, most “debate” is predicated on a win-lose mentality, instead of on “intellectual growth” by both parties.

Fuck Iowa.

Buffalo “Bufftown,”

not in the picture was the guy’s girlfriend. At least she was a cute Nazi

+2

Dear Yankees: please put all of the bubble wrap around Aaron Judge

The fatal flaw was going Bush-Jeter instead of Jeter-Bush.

Then they showed me the newborn and it was coated in blood, too. I don’t even remember how I reacted. I probably just sat there with my mouth hanging open like a dolt.

I did 66 one night when I was in college. Unlike you, I was miserable. My roommate and I hit that place once every 2 weeks and normally ate 40 or so. That night we decided to see how much we could eat and kept going until we just couldn’t eat another one. When we got back to the dorm, I laid in my bed with colds…

Emma, if you’ll excuse us, we would like a man to explain how baseball works, thanks

Hence the important modifier “exciting”!

Old Chub!

Announces engagement in Jan. 20 weeks pregnant 18 weeks later. Math checks out.

Gotta crimp the barb, man. It’s more sporting as the fish can more easily throw the hook, and is helpful when the hook gets lodged in your eyebrow.