Thought you’d appreciate this moment i captured that perfectly befits the comment

Edelman didn’t kick field goals #28-3 #neverforget #hashtag

Bannon’s out like McCloughan. Who new Trump took inspiration from WYTS?

I went to a thanksgiving weekend Skins-Eagles game with my dad and grandpa in DC. Being an eagles fan, I wore an eagles hat. The skins won the game with a last second field goal, as I recall. As we were leaving, a 40ish year old guy hit me in the back of the head and three kids tossed my hat that had fallen off off…

“Killer whale dies”

This new media player sucks all the ass on mobile devices

I have never been to Indiana nor do I have any vested interest (positive or negative) in Indiana teams. Not sure I even know anyone from Indiana. Yet, I never realized until now that I do exactly this whenever “Hoosiers” is said.

This idea sucks ass

Yo fuck today

Fun fact- Virginia is not in fact West Virginia

I get it. It’s a metaphor...

Well, Arkansas did bring us Slick Willy and Bobby Petrino’s neck brace

And wouldn’t ya know it, Ames is in Steve king’s district!

The discussion on this article is about to explode in 3...2...oh, never mind

NOBODY DENIES THIS

How about a ranking of the lists on deadspin? I put this somewhere between the pop tarts rankings and reasons to rank things ranking, which is to say, not ranked very high at all

That nacho was so close to libre

543-343 is a record (and almost a palindrome), not a percentage

Wait, Choking to death is still a thing? I thought that went the way of polio and spray tans

Then how do you suggest I keep up my cred as the chill professor, smart guy?