If you are a fan of an NFC team, the Titans inevitably ruin your season twice a year somehow. In either late October or early November, your team loses a snorefest for the Titans. 6 weeks later in December, the division rival tied with your team for a playoff spot is playing the Titans. Your division rival will be up…

Mine is the Bills. Because I live in Nashville.

If you took one of those dopey pedal tavern tour things and filled it with people who really like Kenny Chesney and then turned it into an entire city, you would have Nashville.

Whenever someone tries to list all the NFL teams, the Titans are always the one they can’t seem to remember.

39.9 Million men (and fake women) are quaking in their boots.

Don’t forget that Jon Hammes, an arena developer AND investor in the Milwaukee Bucks, has just been named co-chair of Scott Walker’s presidential campaign.

That trickle-down you’re feeling is the megarich pissing on our heads.

Because it was a travesty of justice that unfolded live for a lot of people, and then was replayed 8 million times for those who missed it .

“just a half-sack shy of the NFL record”. So a full sack above the actual record, then?

Little known fact: Hitler’s signature offset hairstyle was actually designed to cover the kampf tattoo he got in his youth.

49ers fans really slide under the radar when it comes to their shittiness. Granted I am sensitive about it because I’m an Eagles fan, but still.

You missed the joke. “Behind bars.” Alcohol. Joke.

He did a bad thing, but putting him behind bars is not the answer! NEWSFLASH, consuming alcohol actually increases the likelihood of violent confrontation! It’s only a matter of time before he starts drinking on the job, and then what? More fights!

Rebollero’s attorney went on to say, “My client is no stranger to hardship, which will come as no surprise to anyone who can read between the lines.”

Duke hat. Of course.

Chandler: “Could you BE any more of a disappointment?!?!”

Home Goods is the shit for decor.

Corporate Youtube videos still suck.

Some people would give their right arm for AC.

Love the videos! Hate Seven Nation Army at this point.