Duh DUH duhduh DUH duh duh DUH duhduh DUH duh duh DUH duhduh DUH duh DIIIIE BIRONAS!

I just want to note that they have to stop serving alcohol at halftime to try to deal with these stupid fucks, and this is still the result.

Saints did it to Kurt Warner in the playoffs in 2010 and it was perfectly legal. Don't be an idiot.

"I got it rong, and I'm solly for that."

So this is the only reason Howard Stern is still relevant, right?

To be fair, Dwyers are high-voltage and known to cause a lot of static, and in fact faulty Dwyers are responsible for many preventable household disasters. This Dwyer just needed to vent properly and as a result caused the other Dwyers to enter tumble mode.

W

No big deal. We all know Reggie is no Saint. Lions eat their babies all the time.

You know where Deng went to school, right?

Christ Kyle, plug in your phone.

My biggest critique of Berman last night was when he introduced Kevin Minter without including his middle name After Dinner.

"If you weren't aware of it, you should have been."

You can blame the clusterfuck that was Bountygate. Goodell ended up with egg on his face, and his old boss had to clean it up. He realized that if he had just handed out reasonable (2 to 4 game) suspensions he could have saved a whole lot of bad press and airing of the league's dirty laundry. Since then, you'll…

These are the people who ultimately afford you your lifestyle. Don't be shocked when the same *fanaticism* that made you relevant in the first place can ultimately be what takes your lifestyle away.

Assholes don't realize that they have the privilege of traveling at a rate of 600 miles per hour to their destination, and get to view the world from 5 miles up in the sky, for the price of a nice dinner. If you think it's not worth it, spend what you would on a REALLY nice dinner and get first class.

Gotta give credit where it's due. Bravo Giants fans. Those comments were great.

Are you fighting a war?

What counts as a thing? Are games, playoff games, division titles, or conference titles things? Or is a Lombardi trophy the only thing that is a thing? If that's the case, Wheel of Fortune just got a lot easier.