Yes. I think at worst it was a goalie doing what baseball players do sliding into second to disrupt a double play. At best it was a goalie realizing he wasn't going to get there first and kicking out his legs to become as big as possible to try to stop the shot.

Chris Berman: obnoxious blowhard has-been, or radiant dynamo that would take the Deadspin comments section by storm with his clever puns and Ivy League grooming? Or both?

Okay, so he should feel better about his chances of making the team because he "should have" been an early round pick?

I agree with everything you said, but the fact of the matter is he's a 7th round pick, and most 7th round picks are bankrupt right now.

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"Don't let <person that is pissing you off> live rent free in your head."

So maybe frog would have worked after all?

Not to mention, you have think like people that let themselves get surveyed by Family Feud. I would say cicada, but it's probably too high brow.

Steve probably forgot to say "on a scale of 1 to 10." They usually do those questions first because they take longer to ask. Yes, I watch every episode, fuck off!

Yes, and as such, they can be separated by either a) a pouch, or b) a boner. Right?

You had the benefit of no pressure and unlimited time, and your noisy insect was frog?

All joking aside, wouldn't you be able to accomplish the same "isolation" of the groin muscles by getting a boner?

You guys really need to let us know in advance when these things are happening. I'm not going to be listening to Mike and Mike out of chance.

What's a "diverse person?"

Ah, thanks for the tip. So, I hate to come off as presumptuous again, but do you know when Taco Night is, TakoKnight?

Just when I was starting to tolerate the Wizards (they are my hometown team,) I have to get a reminder of why they were so intolerable. Now we just need appearances from Andray Blatch, Nick Young, and Javale McGee.

That doesn't change how utterly ineffective the play would be. But what else would you expect from a Mexican hockey coach?

Yea but they lost a lot of good people last year

And yes the irony of having a name based on a 90's SNL skit isn't lost on me

When was it a better show? When you were 14 because that's when everyone thinks SNL is hilarious? Actually, it really sucked in comparison then. If you watch an entire SNL episode from the 90's (and not just the syndicated version where they cut out a half hour of dumpster fire sketches) you will vomit in horror.