the stereotype that white guys have a genetic/social disadvantage compared to black guys when it comes to pleasuring people is infuriating to insecure dudes. the idea that a white man could be found less desirable to partners because of their race is madness to racists. one would even say it is reverse racism, and of…

im waiting for Apple to remove the screens from their laptops, opting for a bluetooth brain-visual implant. you can buy a screen add-on for $300 if you dont want to buy the implant, which is only sold by Apple

obligatory

congratulations byu, for slowly approaching the bare minimum of human decency. you’ll get there some day.

sixty-nice

if your goal in a battle is to make your opponent squeal then youre either doing it very wrong or very right

dont we all want to be Barbara Walters at some point in our lives

and now she doesnt have to touch Roger Ailes to do it

Megyn Kelly is going to get picked up by CNN so fast. she’s able to get the rednecks real hard but is also doing a great job at not looking like a huge asshole. gotta get that rural poverty money boiiii

more like Joe AARP-aio

i made it to “circumcise your thoughts” and then i died i am dead

ha ha short shorts are back? no one tell Tim Duncan or you’ll have a real Julius Erving situation on your hands. i mean, he really Steve Nash’d back in the day, no one tell Phil Jackson.

is a Beck-backed karaoke dream worth being named Moses or Apple

thats cool. i keep seeing review titles and getting all excited that a new game is out, only to realize i have to wait a week and i rampage around my apartment, breaking chairs, tables, bones, you name it. it’s an emotional rollercoaster of anticipation, disappointment, and unadulterated rage. it was truly…

lock him up! its too hot in Tennessee; the only people who choose to live there are criminals

now we need to work on the gap between men who get drunk and challenge their friends to fistfights only to slip and fall into a car bumper and bleed from the head for four days, and women who get drunk and challenge their friends to fistfights only to slip and fall into a car bumper and bleed from the head for four…

my heart just skipped a beat. rip kristin

gray-ly. i have been very, very gray

garbage. Matt LeBlonk can say “I’m daddy fun-times!” to the entire nation but i cant say it to a small group of schoolchildren? extremely biased

‘Listen have you ever thought about real estate? You’ll make a hell of a lot more money than you will teaching.’