this instant calibration between souls, as if my settings and her settings were perfectly optimized for maximum compatibility. two lost algorithms in this chatbox we call life. she is the ideal parameter for our private recursive function named Love().

“its second-place standing in the Ivy League.”

ah yes the powerful Geometry Sword, using the power of trigonometry to cut down round foes

manchvegas is good nasty

lol this entire thread is exactly what i would expect

um she has sex with a black guy and didnt comment on black on black crime once

i like the part when the guys playing basketball take a break to play videogame basketball

she is stealing the spotlight and she knows it

whoever this is is the real story here

sometimes she’s horny. that’s three. three dimensions.

do not google it

a radio DJ

god i love that movie

this is comment terrorism

“Harvard deeply values the contributions of its dining services employees.”

Atlanta is like my black friend, and that friendship is really close and important and im not sure what id do without it. Atlanta is always there for me (every Tuesday)

i got to 8 min in and got so sick of the cockteasing i just went to this page and now am going to watch westworld

Clinton’s confidence has swelled as we near the end this brutal (hellacious, I’ve nearly lost the will to live)

“if the grammys knew how to make a deal they could do this big league. btw grammys = rigged. Yeezident ‘16"

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