will...will i not believe what happened next? was one weird trick involved? do doctors not want me to know about this?

lol metacritic

Women for Trump New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut,”

A great detail: the men’s line is called It Puts The Lotion and the woman’s line is called On Its Skin.

you gave us Ayn Rand

omg xhamster is down what is going on

which aren’t nearly as good as the normal variety.

Phew! [Gossip Cop]

i love it. this is what makes america great: commitment.

you are obviously ignorant of all the Virtual Boy has to offer.

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pshhh i said they were trying =)

its refreshing to see a major player at least trying to innovate, instead of just slapping a new sticker on a better PC that says “NOW WITH 9000 GIGAFLOPS”

sigh yet another constitution-hating far-left-activist judge nominated by......George W Bush?

except for one involving a dentist’s drill.

i assume there was cheering in the campaign office when Trump won the nom. its much better to work your ass off for a guaranteed win than work your ass off against a hot cuban who might be hard to beat

i assume that during every debate Hillary is thinking to herself “I can’t believe I have to do this wtfff” 

i assume it is super-embarrassing, as the city is basically delivering poison to its citizens and charging them for it in taxes 

im just going to keep posting this Mother Jones piece on every lead post so that as many people read it as possible

this looks like a trap for donald trump