“I said forget debate prep. I mean, give me a break,” Trump said at one point. “Do you really think that Hillary Clinton is debate-prepping for three or four days. Hillary Clinton is resting, okay?”

thank you! if this toddler is the result of centuries of inbreeding then sign me up

Not super closely, but still.

the very definition of a “second-cousin” is some sort of anti-love propaganda term. everyone is related a little bit to everyone else; why is it ok to sex up some people that are related to you, but not others? are we not all one human family

who was, let’s not forget, married to his own second cousin for 14 years

goddamn Purification Rundown is a good band name

lol those both sound like munchausen by proxy to me

sounds like a terrible case of munchausen by proxy

this is why it is important to have dolls that are also ninjas

“Lar G. Johnson”

excellent. i am glad to see dolls are still a thing. it is important that we get young girls to become accustomed to caring for smaller versions of themselves, as that is Christ’s natural order. she will carry that doll around with her for the rest of her life

lol

at least Poland is honest by calling their religious nutjobs the Piss Party. thats refreshing

im sick of Libertarians getting a bad rap! Gary Johnson is just a regular guy who wants abolish the IRS, remove consumer protections, and dissolve the Department of Education in favor of private education companies! a lot of educated people (some with MBAs!) want to kick millions of people off of their health plans.…

my god a real life version of Masters of Sex

just a note that says “not murder blood dont worry”

hahaha what? vegetables being forced on american children goes against the very idea of a free state and is just another government ploy to placate my mom. she is part of the establishment. i can handle myself, thank you, like the guy in Braveheart. Alba gu bràth!

Is makeup over?