“Shirking responsibility makes me smart. Make America Squirrels Again.”

Scarlett Johansson should play Mulan. she is obviously the most profitable option. think of how much ad revenue would be made by angry blog posts. social justice publications would triple their readership. article after article with pictures of Scarlett Johansson alongside impassioned, righteous anger? it is a…

weed is pretty important for philosophical, criminal justice, and economic reasons. it may play an important role in curbing our opioid crisis:

lol

u r right he makes a terrible italian stereotype. he looks like a classic college white guy with a pretentious name he gave himself

i love this and im pretty sure the priorities here are spot on. it sounds like a non-murderer talking to her friend who is pretty sure she isnt talking to a murderer. Raffaele is probably pretty hot and should be the focus of the conversation, altho im pretty sure italy sucks and is full of annoying douchebags.…

girl president, girl pokemon, my mom is a girl?!?! a man that looks like a woman?! but is not a man stop yelling at me?!?!

previously, i didnt understand that the Biased Media is only biased because they have cameras on them, but now its becoming crystal clear. my own words used against me

lol “My grandfather immigrated here and he was indeed a rapist. No Mexicans.”

“Donald Trump and I have a great plan to cut the taxes for your bosses big time and maybe a little for you. Your schools will shut down and your children will starve.”

“Governor Pence, how can you still be a climate change denier?”

oh my god i dont want to pay for donald trump’s rehab! i dont want him to trudge through a bureaucratic mess so he can receive...standard care from tired doctors... ok maybe actually i want to force donald trump to use my money for public care

my name is Alfred Theodore Morgan and i sign things AtM

yes just barely

counterpoint: everyone should be asking the president about the growing clown menace. its either that or ask about like, civilians killed by drones in Afghanistan. which do you think the president would rather be asked? i like the guy. let him off easy with clowns. 

watching a show with mostly black people onscreen has shocked my white sensibilities. i dont know my left from my right anymore. what is this strange new world? between Atlanta and Luke Cage i am a real mess right now

the english are a disgusting people

immigrants dont even believe in breakfast