whatever. what if this research saved a thousand lives in the future? would it be worth it then? to improve the whole, individual sacrifices must be made. i bet this little girl wasnt even paying taxes. totally worth it for science. evil science

its just so lazy

wtf is it really that hard to draw tiny dogs? a multi-million dollar conglomerate has to copy, nearly exactly, some indie artist’s tiny dogs? thats like movie screen evil 

im just wondering how much you know about the bill and how exactly it would work. i just cant motivate myself to look for and read it.

ok, hear me out. does Ayotte’s bill force all oral birth control to not require a prescription? i mean they certainly arent making do-it-yourself IUDs (i am not positive no one is)

look, some people, including me, love patchouli oil and weed. it was a compliment in my book

of course they do; Kim is so tan there is a very good chance she is an Islam, and a lot of people have been talking about how devious they are. France knows what Im talking about. the Armenians have their fingers in many sinister stews and the world will never forget. never forget that.

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I really do think that any group that has men in charge of children will have sexual abuse problems

It’s a way of preserving what little privacy is possible for the littlest heirs to the throne—ensuring that the public is so accustomed to seeing them as characters from Time for Andrew that they’re unrecognizable in everyday casual wear.

literally every question he answers should be followed by “how the fuck are you going to pay for it when you want to bankrupt the country with your dumbass tax cuts”

“in space, no one can ask you awkward questions about the enema bag you left out. its called hygiene, mom” 

yes but they both have the same outcome for an innocent-until-proven-guilty doe-eyed beautiful young man with endless potential and a good family: despicable life-ruining torture from which he shall never recover

ThinkProgress has a good summary of the last week’s exploits

i spent the longest time looking for 404's path but it couldnt be found

he’s obv not very good at his job. he let someone steal Kim’s shirt! where’d it go! those animals

What Would It Take for a Sex Robot to Pass a Turing Test?

in this new film, Jack Sparrow discovers a legendary ship that can also go into space and him and Keira Knightley and that other guy fight other space pirates for a chance to meet Zeus who will give them the fabled Chalice of Alcoholism before creating a black hole that requires Jack Sparrow to sacrifice himself but…

yikes!