“Lar G. Johnson”

excellent. i am glad to see dolls are still a thing. it is important that we get young girls to become accustomed to caring for smaller versions of themselves, as that is Christ’s natural order. she will carry that doll around with her for the rest of her life

lol

at least Poland is honest by calling their religious nutjobs the Piss Party. thats refreshing

im sick of Libertarians getting a bad rap! Gary Johnson is just a regular guy who wants abolish the IRS, remove consumer protections, and dissolve the Department of Education in favor of private education companies! a lot of educated people (some with MBAs!) want to kick millions of people off of their health plans.…

my god a real life version of Masters of Sex

just a note that says “not murder blood dont worry”

hahaha what? vegetables being forced on american children goes against the very idea of a free state and is just another government ploy to placate my mom. she is part of the establishment. i can handle myself, thank you, like the guy in Braveheart. Alba gu bràth!

Is makeup over?

“Shirking responsibility makes me smart. Make America Squirrels Again.”

Scarlett Johansson should play Mulan. she is obviously the most profitable option. think of how much ad revenue would be made by angry blog posts. social justice publications would triple their readership. article after article with pictures of Scarlett Johansson alongside impassioned, righteous anger? it is a…

weed is pretty important for philosophical, criminal justice, and economic reasons. it may play an important role in curbing our opioid crisis:

lol

u r right he makes a terrible italian stereotype. he looks like a classic college white guy with a pretentious name he gave himself

i love this and im pretty sure the priorities here are spot on. it sounds like a non-murderer talking to her friend who is pretty sure she isnt talking to a murderer. Raffaele is probably pretty hot and should be the focus of the conversation, altho im pretty sure italy sucks and is full of annoying douchebags.…

girl president, girl pokemon, my mom is a girl?!?! a man that looks like a woman?! but is not a man stop yelling at me?!?!

previously, i didnt understand that the Biased Media is only biased because they have cameras on them, but now its becoming crystal clear. my own words used against me

lol “My grandfather immigrated here and he was indeed a rapist. No Mexicans.”

“Donald Trump and I have a great plan to cut the taxes for your bosses big time and maybe a little for you. Your schools will shut down and your children will starve.”