“Governor Pence, how can you still be a climate change denier?”

oh my god i dont want to pay for donald trump’s rehab! i dont want him to trudge through a bureaucratic mess so he can receive...standard care from tired doctors... ok maybe actually i want to force donald trump to use my money for public care

my name is Alfred Theodore Morgan and i sign things AtM

yes just barely

counterpoint: everyone should be asking the president about the growing clown menace. its either that or ask about like, civilians killed by drones in Afghanistan. which do you think the president would rather be asked? i like the guy. let him off easy with clowns. 

watching a show with mostly black people onscreen has shocked my white sensibilities. i dont know my left from my right anymore. what is this strange new world? between Atlanta and Luke Cage i am a real mess right now

the english are a disgusting people

immigrants dont even believe in breakfast

whatever. what if this research saved a thousand lives in the future? would it be worth it then? to improve the whole, individual sacrifices must be made. i bet this little girl wasnt even paying taxes. totally worth it for science. evil science

its just so lazy

wtf is it really that hard to draw tiny dogs? a multi-million dollar conglomerate has to copy, nearly exactly, some indie artist’s tiny dogs? thats like movie screen evil 

im just wondering how much you know about the bill and how exactly it would work. i just cant motivate myself to look for and read it.

ok, hear me out. does Ayotte’s bill force all oral birth control to not require a prescription? i mean they certainly arent making do-it-yourself IUDs (i am not positive no one is)

look, some people, including me, love patchouli oil and weed. it was a compliment in my book

of course they do; Kim is so tan there is a very good chance she is an Islam, and a lot of people have been talking about how devious they are. France knows what Im talking about. the Armenians have their fingers in many sinister stews and the world will never forget. never forget that.

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I really do think that any group that has men in charge of children will have sexual abuse problems

It’s a way of preserving what little privacy is possible for the littlest heirs to the throne—ensuring that the public is so accustomed to seeing them as characters from Time for Andrew that they’re unrecognizable in everyday casual wear.