“We must reclaim Hong Kong for the glory of the Empire at whatever cost.”

weird boner, am i rite my 12-year-old 43-year-olds?

thank god that under Herr Trump all of your poor ugly children will be sent to the labor dungeons to provide care for all of the beautiful rich children, and dungeon gruel is super-cheap

besides facing criminal charges will be subject to an internal student-conduct investigation

yep and everyone knows it. im 100% with obama on this one:

lead paint isnt even taken care of. Freddy Gray grew up in a home with elevated levels of lead.

lol soooo we’ve voted away the idea of foreign sovereign immunity

for anyone who hasnt read this Mother Jones article on lead already, i highly recommend it

can i wear this even if i dont have a tattoo under my tiny left nipple

amirite

my roommate started doing more cocaine in order to take a break from smoking weed. his bed was at the highest possible position in the room, on top of dressers, and one night he rolled out of bed and fell five feet before hitting his face on the room’s door handle

i am clothed like 80% of the time i do this so i think im fine

im not convinced; i strike this pose at least three times daily and it works exceptionally well. you get weird looks in the supermarket but i do me

counterpoint: http://www.vice.com/read/im-a-young-black-woman-and-i-support-trump

just looking at these pictures is giving me seizures

“It’s boring to sort of comment on anything else.”

Serena has said that she’s not involved in politics and doesn’t vote.

the son is 15-years-old

Operation Delicious Entrapment