being pulled over and being handled ice cream would ruin my day. wtf am i supposed to do with ice cream in a car? it would get everywhere. not fun at all

its tough dealing with the tripe you get from airport security

im usually fine with transporting human body parts, but for some reason im finding this story hard to digest

my god what a revolution

(and his daughter. not that one. the other one. nice.)

i get the sinking feeling that having a gay interracial family on national tv is why America Ain’t That Great No More and needs to be Made Great Again Somehow For Reasons Like My Testicles

tomorrow Nate Silver will show us how the polls have actually gotten closer and then proceed to eat a lunch consisting of his own urine, as math revealed that many people wanted to see this happen

yep I dont think this could have gone any better for Hillary than it did

Howard Dean was a yuge victim of media bias for real tho

double post; this updated liveblog format’s got some bugs

what a feat, being called a “professor” without a college degree

i have no idea what will happen in this debate!! we havent seen a candidate (and I use that term loosely) like Trump since Thomas Jefferson called John Adams a hermaphrodite. how much screaming will he do? how will Hillary react to being screamed at? what crazy ass fantasy will Trump push in front of the nation? how…

yea im split. if it’s dangerous, if inmates are risking their lives to shave off time from sentences, then that’s pretty fucked up, but if its just like community service-type stuff then I guess Im ok with it? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What’s inside this elusive chest?

face of a 14-year-old, arms of a street-fighting anime character? Kentucky is confusing.

um hello what about our lord Jesus Christ

if we dont incarcerate every third person then california will literally burn to the ground because not burning to the ground is too expensive or something

ETA: will begging get me followed on at least The Slot? i mean i get it if Jez is completely off limits, as i am a dick, but im suffocating over here. pppppllleeeaaaassseeee?

god i hope my dealer hits me back soon