i am clothed like 80% of the time i do this so i think im fine

im not convinced; i strike this pose at least three times daily and it works exceptionally well. you get weird looks in the supermarket but i do me

counterpoint: http://www.vice.com/read/im-a-young-black-woman-and-i-support-trump

just looking at these pictures is giving me seizures

“It’s boring to sort of comment on anything else.”

Serena has said that she’s not involved in politics and doesn’t vote.

the son is 15-years-old

Operation Delicious Entrapment

being pulled over and being handled ice cream would ruin my day. wtf am i supposed to do with ice cream in a car? it would get everywhere. not fun at all

its tough dealing with the tripe you get from airport security

im usually fine with transporting human body parts, but for some reason im finding this story hard to digest

(and his daughter. not that one. the other one. nice.)

i get the sinking feeling that having a gay interracial family on national tv is why America Ain’t That Great No More and needs to be Made Great Again Somehow For Reasons Like My Testicles

tomorrow Nate Silver will show us how the polls have actually gotten closer and then proceed to eat a lunch consisting of his own urine, as math revealed that many people wanted to see this happen

yep I dont think this could have gone any better for Hillary than it did

Howard Dean was a yuge victim of media bias for real tho

double post; this updated liveblog format’s got some bugs

what a feat, being called a “professor” without a college degree