I’m still not sure how this has anything to do with Brad Pitt, can we please stay on task? i know you’re new to Jezebel but here we like to focus on things that things that matter. this isn’t Gawker 2 with makeup tips. i really just want to see pictures of people’s cats

a reporter

if youre into reporters, i guess

but how will this video effect Brad Pitt’s reputation

like i dont know what performance art awards exist but this should be a serious contender

this is the kind of pillow competition action i come to gawker for

this is the kind of pillow competition action i come to gawker for

ssssttttoooooppppppp. who cares about any of this? its two people and a handful of kids, all of whom are rich as fuck. everyone is going to be just fine. im sure we are to expect at least 25 more posts about this divorce, but i say nip it in the bud. ban all celebrity divorce posts. do it for me. do it for america.

i want to replicate my skull fortress there and live in it

goddamn this is a good post

lol that is also my heritage except our family joke is “Drink, drink!!! But not too much because your grandfather was a violent alcoholic and you have the genetic predisposition to abuse substances.” samesies almost.

? she was talking about anti-white racism. before Obama, white lives mattered too, but now its all “racial bias is inherent in the justice system” and then i got a speeding ticket like any of that crap was true. thanks Obama.

it depends whether or not the debates do fact checking. literally every other thing out of his mouth is either a lie or a contradiction. if the moderators actually call Trump on his madness then i think it will be clear to most people that this guy is a barely functional human being

you have good stories. i hear Ronald Reagan was the devil. we can put people on the moon, but we cant provide them the means to eat? there’s money to bomb hospitals, but none for affordable housing?

i like what’s on Hillary Clinton’s website: https://www.hillaryclinton.com/issues/criminal-justice-reform/

responsibility lies almost entirely with the senior leadership. ive never envied beat cops their jobs; most are modern day heroes. im pretty sure like 45% of america has un-treated mental illness and we all love to get fucked up. but when police unions keep bad cops on the street and a culture of militarism arms a…

what if it was aliens

if the footage exonerated our alleged murderer i think it would be released right quick. delaying its release is like stopping the vent in a steam kettle; everyone now knows shit is fucked up. police need to start owning up to their actions and leading with the truth and the steps theyll take to train their dudes not…

Title IX is fucked.

ugh terrible. way too much hair on her head. cut all that hair off! ain’t nobody got time for that. and like, real nice teeth? no. get those teeth outta here