it was obvious that he was well versed in black magic

you guys should do a piece on Graves as its amazing and made me cry patriotic tears

Dear Dr. NerdLove,

“Donald Trump says you’re on drugs. Would you be willing to piss into this cup on-air?”

it is a great comment and i spend far too much time on the internet

hey i am also now a jezebel reader! i just dont care about like half the posts

but it wasnt that effective. i love this. she has found the window into my millennial heart and can see my secret desires, most of which involve zach galifianakis

i have never been pandered to so effectively before

lol

he’s a male Debbie Wasserman Schultz! Trump just needs to consort with Henry Kissinger and the transformation will be complete

I like the experience of being in a sexual position when you’re not supposed to be in one.

thank god now i can return to my belief in an all-white universe except for cloud city

bwahaha that commission is mine

bwahaha that commission is mine

as someone who loves both destroying things and theft, i have less of a hard time understanding it. any port in a storm, any wal-mart in a riot.

He said he will eliminate Obamacare, make us energy-independent.

i always felt like North Carolina is a lot like the world of Mad Max, but this proves it

who is this

“What’s the big deal? Vampires are wonderful people who care a lot, a lot, about blood. It’s a match made in heaven.”

wtf does this have to do with football

can i put grenade bandoliers on a horse in this game