all im saying is that we have the days wrong. we’re close to having the right days, for sure, but we’re not quite there yet

we have differing pillows

we have differing pillows

Also, we didn’t want to create free porn with Blizzard’s IP.

its good to see there are still some Date Truthers around

i say stage left and also say that everyone who says camera left is ruining the fabric of america

several semi-coordinated sharks

When you are in love, it’s a knowing. It’s a knowing like you know your weird hemorrhoid schedule, and you know your own, like, fav living room design. That’s what love feels like. And if you are in question of it, blame indigestion, and I’m sorry to hear about that.

i dont think so, at least ive never adjusted noodles. i got it a few years ago because it got good amazon reviews and its my fav. pillow

i dont think so, at least ive never adjusted noodles. i got it a few years ago because it got good amazon reviews…

SORRY this is a better image, official from amazon

SORRY this is a better image, official from amazon

“THE BEST BED PILLOWS” ★ RATED #1 by THE SWEETHOME a well respected independent review organization - MADE IN THE USA - ↪ THIS MEANS A LOT when you are spending 8 hours a day sleeping on a product. ↪ DON”T BE FOOLED? ➠ Cheaper Shredded Memory Foam Pillows Made in other countries do not meet many of the following…

“THE BEST BED PILLOWS” ★ RATED #1 by THE SWEETHOME a well respected independent review organization - MADE IN THE…

this is only the second time I’ve desperately wanted a Lumberjack inside of me

AKIRA

he reminds me of a bossy pig in one of those cartoons with anthropomorphic animals. the other pigs organized to try to escape the slaughterhouse but he’s the pig that ratted them all out to the butchers. Celeste will never be able to roam free in the meadows now, like in the dream she had

if injuring 29 people is what causes panic nowadays (and it will; i dont feel like looking for the guaranteed fox news clips tho) then i think this is a testament to how awesome america is. usa usa!

all i want is to be able to terrorize foreign communities with flying death robots while also never feeling fear myself. is that really so much to ask? my feelings are valid no matter what because theyre mine.

look, i dont think you understand the terror of turning on the news one night and learning that there was a mass-injury merely blocks from your home. this isnt the america i signed up for. this is black president madness

he was going to the mall to buy an iPhone 7