You know what? I wish PP could sell fetal tissue for profit! Do you know how many more people they could help? How many more diseases we could potentially cure? As long as the woman signed off on it, who cares?

A Jezebel commenter graced an article I wrote with a list of “pros and cons” about the candidate that named Clinton’s only con as “hasn’t fulfilled her potential.”

“Your logic is juvenile”? OP didn’t even present a logic, just answered your pop-in question about times when Clinton has had a change of mind/heart.

What kind of normal human being even whips out the word “whores” to use, unless they have some bizarre sexist way that they view a very real problem in government? It’s not a common word. It shouldn’t leap to mind for anyone, except those who conflate sexuality with corruption on a very core level. It’s not even…

winner winner chicken dinner

They're both married to black people so it's ok.

“Look, a joke about ‘colored people time’ shouldn’t be a cause for outrage. It’s just a light-hearted laugh about the common stereotype of black people being lazy. Everyone knows it’s not true! Let’s focus on the issues. Hillary’s voting bloc included all those Southern states. She’s more favored among these…

“HA HA COCAINE”

oh look someone made a visual representation of every soon to be comment thread here

I like this one because the gentleman has found a very roundabout way of letting everyone know he’s 5'4".

#DonaldTrump needs to understand that women who have had#abortions are already in a prison of guilt and shame.

Gets a 3/10 for me because 3 looks like a butt.

I’ve experienced a lot of mansplaining about what constitutes a ball.

This is a good plan, Ashley. Slip in with the Jezebel staff while they’re at Deadspin, then defect. Like escaping Cuba via Costa Rica.

I was introduced to this article recently: