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Wow. You are seriously defending this? There are a MILLION things she could have said about Reagan that are true. ‘Strong first lady, amazing courage during her husband’s assassination attempt’ and she went for this. How do you think you are progressive and spout this kind of stuff?

Has HRC ever done anything wrong in…

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

I reiterate my initial statement that your claims are bullshit. 20 week restriction is the issue when we’re talking about late term abortions as you initially stated.

Which third-trimester abortions do you know of that aren’t done because the mother’s health is at risk?

You are talking about life-saving procedures, you’re just not acknowledging it. For women’s health rights to be comprehensive, it is necessary to allow all decisions concerning her body to stay between her and her doctor(s) and no one else. No government intervention at all. It is not an extreme position, it is the…

What Bernie said at the Flint debate was spot on. He said in essence, “I believe it is a woman’s right to obtain the healthcare deemed necessary by her and her doctors always. Period.” Yes, late term abortions are sometimes, unfortunately needed to save the life of the woman carrying the pregnancy, and yes, it is her…

I don’t support any restrictions on abortion at all, and I don’t think that’s very weird.

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We do NOT regulate medical procedures on the basis of morality. Nobody goes around saying that fat people can’t have bypass surgeries anymore because they don’t deserve them.

What’s extreme about letting doctors and patients decide what should be acceptable instead of the government imposing arbitrary time points beyond which no abortion could be performed?

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73% of all dogs are named “Spot”.

All Work and No Party is a phenomenal slogan for an independent candidate.