i have a 2300cp dragonite and i feel like ive won the game. the only thing left to do is grind pidgeys and that doesnt appeal to me. it was a fun week tho i guess
“We will honor the American people with the truth”
yeah i dont think a giant placenta is cute. it would be like cuddling a jar of jelly without the jar. do ditto even have skin? if you cut a ditto in half does it become two dittos? would a ditto dissolve in water? i hope so. ditto are gross and theyre liars. i aint got no time for that
“officer there was a Squirtle right next to those 13-year-olds, i swear!”
who cares about CP, this game is a mess. my 2341cp Dragonite has 53 less HP than my 1893cp Vaporeon. a 3-foot-tall swimming cat has more durability than my 7-foot-tall fucking dragon. and pokemon dont earn exp in battles? thats basic as all hell. just make this shit game like regular pokemon, geniuses
this is a problematic narrative. we need to alienate Sanders supporters, continue to mock them for being privileged white drug users, and then blame them for their immaturity in the case Hillary loses the general. my ego is at stake here, lest we forget. ive started blaming them for poll results already!
its obvious that Bernie Sanders isnt trying hard enough to get Hillary elected. he’s a charismatic celebrity whose campaign was all about himself, so if he really wanted to he could change the minds of those Jill Stein-voting misogynists in an instant. if Hillary loses, it is 100% Bernie’s fault, the monster
a commenter showed me this, which is a pretty neat opinion:
ha! snorlax? lapras? yeah thats going to level you up real fast. those brutes pale in comparison to my 100 pidgeys. pokemon go isnt about catching them all, its about catching pidgeys. all of the pidgeys. level up, catch more pidgeys. screw gyms, catch more pidgeys. out of pokeballs? good, that means youve caught a…
Each player has a hidden Fuck You stat that is set when you first opened the game. Players with a high Fuck You stat will encounter more rare Pokemon, but when they try to catch said Pokemon, the game will freeze and they will need to restart the app. To compensate for a high Fuck You level, here are some helpful tips:
ever since my game froze as i was catching a Wartortle i have been unable to feel anything, including love. this app is not for me.
pokemon go has helped me become acquainted with the police!
oh jeeze, another woman attacked by Bernie Sanders and his male cohorts. you lost! these abusive hippies need to stop and be #withhernomatterwhoheris
yeah, things to do like closing and re-opening the app over and over again when it freezes for the 100th time and finding other activities when you cant login
these changes are worthless
i get it, it takes a lot of work to get the necessary materials for progress, but if i run into any more zubat i will fucking kill a stranger
this is an unconstitutional breach of the 1st amendment; by selling blood youre saying “please, buy my blood” and not allowing you to say “my blood is awesome and you want it” is completely unamerican. the ghost of Scalia knows where im at.