astronomers said that its erratic flickering could be the result of an alien megastructure
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no there is only one batman
i cant wait until people start putting tiny weapons on drones and become like drone batmans. then the police will need to make anti-drone drones to shoot down the vigilante drones. and then have the pilots of the police anti-drone drones be a bunch of government-funded-genetically-engineered school children and we’ve…
i have a 2300cp dragonite and i feel like ive won the game. the only thing left to do is grind pidgeys and that doesnt appeal to me. it was a fun week tho i guess
“We will honor the American people with the truth”
yeah i dont think a giant placenta is cute. it would be like cuddling a jar of jelly without the jar. do ditto even have skin? if you cut a ditto in half does it become two dittos? would a ditto dissolve in water? i hope so. ditto are gross and theyre liars. i aint got no time for that
ummmmm this does not seem like a good amount of time. this actually sounds like an amount of time to panic over
“officer there was a Squirtle right next to those 13-year-olds, i swear!”
who cares about CP, this game is a mess. my 2341cp Dragonite has 53 less HP than my 1893cp Vaporeon. a 3-foot-tall swimming cat has more durability than my 7-foot-tall fucking dragon. and pokemon dont earn exp in battles? thats basic as all hell. just make this shit game like regular pokemon, geniuses
this is a problematic narrative. we need to alienate Sanders supporters, continue to mock them for being privileged white drug users, and then blame them for their immaturity in the case Hillary loses the general. my ego is at stake here, lest we forget. ive started blaming them for poll results already!
its obvious that Bernie Sanders isnt trying hard enough to get Hillary elected. he’s a charismatic celebrity whose campaign was all about himself, so if he really wanted to he could change the minds of those Jill Stein-voting misogynists in an instant. if Hillary loses, it is 100% Bernie’s fault, the monster
yea the RedState article is accurate, but lol RedState. the link i posted is the official message from HRC
lol RedState
a commenter showed me this, which is a pretty neat opinion:
ha! snorlax? lapras? yeah thats going to level you up real fast. those brutes pale in comparison to my 100 pidgeys. pokemon go isnt about catching them all, its about catching pidgeys. all of the pidgeys. level up, catch more pidgeys. screw gyms, catch more pidgeys. out of pokeballs? good, that means youve caught a…
Each player has a hidden Fuck You stat that is set when you first opened the game. Players with a high Fuck You stat will encounter more rare Pokemon, but when they try to catch said Pokemon, the game will freeze and they will need to restart the app. To compensate for a high Fuck You level, here are some helpful tips:
ever since my game froze as i was catching a Wartortle i have been unable to feel anything, including love. this app is not for me.
pokemon go has helped me become acquainted with the police!
oh jeeze, another woman attacked by Bernie Sanders and his male cohorts. you lost! these abusive hippies need to stop and be #withhernomatterwhoheris