this site and gawker has cost me thousands of dollars in productivity. but at least now im sufficiently angry/sad!

I just know I want to be a “power-bottom”, whatever that means

in my dreams, Hillary Clinton’s playlist is nothing but Bikini Kill

weren’t we all born in places woods once were?

i just want to have virtual sex with guns. no people, just big, throbbing guns. ive waited so long for this.

“Today, Donald Trump became the second major Republican candidate to announce for president in two days. He adds some much-needed seriousness that has previously been lacking from the GOP field, and we look forward hearing more about his ideas for the nation.“

Yep, I see all planned childbirth as selfish. I personally cant imagine choosing to bring a new life into this shit world. The adoption process is strenuous, but if the state determines people dont have the environment and resources necessary for raising a child, then maybe parenthood is not for them.

lol Clinton voted for the Iraq war

In the United States, an estimated 19.3% of women and 1.7% of men have been raped during their lifetimes; an estimated 1.6% of women reported that they were raped in the 12 months preceding the survey...The specific types of sexual violence assessed included rape (completed or attempted forced penetration or alcohol-…

is it ok to like “fleek” ironically? its like people who like pugs

there are no rules for religion. you can believe whatever the fuck you want, act however the fuck you want, and you can still call yourself whatever stupid thing you want to.

In Alabama, can a woman sue her fetus if it has a lawyer? Can a man sue a fetus for emotional distress?

All pubic hair and nipples have been removed from product shots (with photoshop, not a razor and pasties), assumedly because it is 1981 and Reagan has had enough of those goddamn hippies.

Hes the most progressive candidate running...

Hillary Clinton is not progressive enough for my vote (in the primaries).

All hail the King of Art

Saucy Glances

Trash collecting is serious business though. It is pretty dangerous and without it society would fall to ruin.

They approved an aphrodisiac that makes you dizzy? Did the FDA just approve weed?