This is America’s darkest hour.

we weren’t worried when McNeil said he’d give our rules a shot

for the love of god shave yourself

omg this is not what I meant when I said I wanted to see pay equality

i cannot find one online and im pretty sure i need one of these for work asap

We’re like 90 per cent water, so naturally we are going to be affected by the moon when it’s full: if the sea is, why wouldn’t we be? That seems scientific to me.

Im developing a no makeup makeup makeup so you can look like youre wearing no makeup makeup while actually wearing makeup while trying to look like no makeup.

nope tried it

why would someone vomit in a tupperware if theyre in the woods?

Bombshell tells other women to stop trying so hard, news at 11

Sorry data insufficient for a gay conclusion. Let me see how gay your dick is

thats a sweet band name

Whenever I meet someone, I immediately try to figure out if they are gay or not. I have a tiered, point-based system encompassing presentation, dialect, and affiliations which takes into account over two thousand points of data, to find out if this new guy I met might maybe be dtf.

We’re on the fence. Hillary is a powerful woman who has a history of supporting women’s rights, but at the same time is part of our oligarchy, which is dedicated to giving all of the money to white men. It’s a tough pill.

who cares, like, do you know how cheap Pixie Pants are right now? do you know how much I love to go to Target? I just cant even with these workers. what’s a guy to do?

I get the feeling that this guy was a real wanker and those reporting on it are exceedingly British.

Question for people pretending to be lawyers: if I make it my mission to hit every drone I see with a bat or large stick, what legal repercussions will I face? What if I steal and destroy the drone? Will they catch me? Will I be a hero or a villain?

thats the most unlucky release date ever

Josh Duggar could not be reached for comment, as he could not stop masturbating.

You would think Fox News would want to keep the Duggars out of the spotlight, seeing as a bunch of Republican candidates have been photographed with a man, who as a teenager, sexually assaulted multiple young girls.