is it ok to like “fleek” ironically? its like people who like pugs

there are no rules for religion. you can believe whatever the fuck you want, act however the fuck you want, and you can still call yourself whatever stupid thing you want to.

In Alabama, can a woman sue her fetus if it has a lawyer? Can a man sue a fetus for emotional distress?

All pubic hair and nipples have been removed from product shots (with photoshop, not a razor and pasties), assumedly because it is 1981 and Reagan has had enough of those goddamn hippies.

Hes the most progressive candidate running...

Hillary Clinton is not progressive enough for my vote (in the primaries).

I really like the clarity of your writing and agree with you on every point.

All hail the King of Art

Saucy Glances

No, fuck what you want.

Trash collecting is serious business though. It is pretty dangerous and without it society would fall to ruin.

They approved an aphrodisiac that makes you dizzy? Did the FDA just approve weed?

This is America’s darkest hour.

we weren’t worried when McNeil said he’d give our rules a shot

for the love of god shave yourself

omg this is not what I meant when I said I wanted to see pay equality

i cannot find one online and im pretty sure i need one of these for work asap

We’re like 90 per cent water, so naturally we are going to be affected by the moon when it’s full: if the sea is, why wouldn’t we be? That seems scientific to me.

Im developing a no makeup makeup makeup so you can look like youre wearing no makeup makeup while actually wearing makeup while trying to look like no makeup.