nope tried it

why would someone vomit in a tupperware if theyre in the woods?

Bombshell tells other women to stop trying so hard, news at 11

Sorry data insufficient for a gay conclusion. Let me see how gay your dick is

thats a sweet band name

Whenever I meet someone, I immediately try to figure out if they are gay or not. I have a tiered, point-based system encompassing presentation, dialect, and affiliations which takes into account over two thousand points of data, to find out if this new guy I met might maybe be dtf.

We’re on the fence. Hillary is a powerful woman who has a history of supporting women’s rights, but at the same time is part of our oligarchy, which is dedicated to giving all of the money to white men. It’s a tough pill.

who cares, like, do you know how cheap Pixie Pants are right now? do you know how much I love to go to Target? I just cant even with these workers. what’s a guy to do?

I get the feeling that this guy was a real wanker and those reporting on it are exceedingly British.

Question for people pretending to be lawyers: if I make it my mission to hit every drone I see with a bat or large stick, what legal repercussions will I face? What if I steal and destroy the drone? Will they catch me? Will I be a hero or a villain?

thats the most unlucky release date ever

Josh Duggar could not be reached for comment, as he could not stop masturbating.

You would think Fox News would want to keep the Duggars out of the spotlight, seeing as a bunch of Republican candidates have been photographed with a man, who as a teenager, sexually assaulted multiple young girls.

I was, however, allowed to have a “support person” from the university community there, though that person couldn’t speak.

This is the only thing that would make The Bachelor interesting. Romantic dinners with two other dudes making out in the background; fantastic.

We hunt a lot is all

http://allianceforajustsociety.org/womenshealth/

- Sent from the nearest town that actually has 3g from the back of a moose while drinking craft beer and looking at all of the billboards we dont have.

GOD DAMMIT BERNIE

I LOVE DYING ALL THE TIME