I cant get too upset over this; the production quality of the video does indeed indicate a “disrupted morality”.

This requires a level of personal sacrifice that few of us are willing to make. I am continuously throwing up in my mouth all day. I am drowning in vomit.

Remember: Josh Duggar didn’t molest children, with limitless potential and the blessing of our lord, but girls, deemed by our holy spirit to be future-sex-slave baby incubators.

uh you take Advil when you run out of Tylenol, which you take when you run out of weed.

Knows the difference between phylum, genus, and species.

“He’s got a nice dick, too,” resident Linda Hellyar continued, “I want that kangaroo.”

Republicans have recently announced that they support a minimum wage hike to $15 an hour, and $12 an hour for women.

I should backtrack too, I play hella games on my ipad and its not like annoying monetization schemes are somehow detracting from “traditional” gaming. I mean, Witcher 3 exists now.

If youre on iOS, Ive been playing Wedding Escape for days. It seems like yet another gem-matching game, but for some reason it isn’t getting old for me.

Yeah I totally appreciate the market and the changing nature of gamers/gaming, I just dont like it.

Youre not the only one; the only thing worse than the gamification of advertising is the advertization of gaming. I would much rather pay five dollars for a decent iOS game than watch Kate Upton dance around like a fucking idiot.

Oxytocin is a hell of a hormone.

Seriously. TLC is creating like this dystopian idiot-future where we just point, laugh, and give good ratings to the worst fucking people alive.

Seriously, do what you do if it makes you feel good, but I almost always prefer the “before” pictures in these.

ya ya ya feelin’ good on a wednesday?

Burn the entire college down. No remorse.

Let’s not act like all instances of “Romeo and Juliet” exceptions aren’t “truly rape”. A 14-year-old is not “close to the age” of 18. Please.

wtf idiots, Im not commenting on the murder, but lazy writing that casually glosses over a fucking rape. goddammit

Justin’s brother, 18, had sex with another girl at the house, just 14.

A good, if extremely brief, summary of Bernie’s positions are in this Mother Jones article: