"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the…

that was actually a joke aimed at their username..

When life gives you lemons, Cave...

that is so freaking terrible. im sorry this is happening to y'all, it's so so disheartening when someone is able to manipulate a situation like that and not only get away with it, but have people on their side. awful.

"As someone who has been sexually assaulted by a guy who really honestly did not intend to hurt me"

"The idea that rape is exclusively performed by a sociopath lurking in the shadows trying to exercise his masculine power over women takes away culpability from people who see themselves as nice guys looking to get laid. "

"I feel like some people mistake saying tacky things with being funny or insightful"

my mom almost married a guy with a last name same as her first... she would have been Joyce Joyce. way to dodge that, ma.

I LOVE THIS IDEA. being that i have decided that if the current beau-z0r and i get hitched, our wedding will have to be planned so that our honeymoon would be going to San Diego Comic Con or E3, something akin to "Thunderdragon" would suit us just fine.

i shudder to think :(

one word: shame.

my current beau and i met on the internet, boned on the first date (where i was two hours late, showed up incredibly nervous with an empty stomach and drank too much too fast lol so that went.. well) and after a year of doing a terrible job of hiding our feelings for each other, we got together for real and will…

let's not forget the phrase "Gregorian boner calendar"

triscuits and netflix it is!

ugh i am so sorry, a ruptured cyst is hell i wouldn't wish on even my ex. i'm about due to have another based on the way they cycle in me.. ugh..

yup :) i can recall many times that i watched tv while my dude read comics, we just sat together on the couch and would lightly hold hands or something. it's really nice actually.

I KNOW RIGHT

Thank you so much for sharing <3

I'll be nice and sweet next time, just for you.

I think you're still missing it, see what the commenter above said about how body image has nothing to do with being rational.